Lettuce & Tomato!!

A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position.

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! She screams. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Whoa!!! PULL IT OUT!!! PULL IT OUT NOW!!! I can't get pregnant!

Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!*!*!*!*!

What Are Politics??

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What are Politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: 

#1. I'm the head of the family, so call me The President.

#2. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. 

#3. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. 

#4. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. 

#5. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. 

"Now, think about that and see if it makes sense." So, the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So, the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks in the peephole and finds his father in bed with the Nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."

Road Between Friends

Sometimes in life, you find a special friend; Someone who changes your life just by being part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop; Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it. 

  If a child is to keep his inborn sense of wonder, he needs the companionship of at least one adult who can share it, rediscovering with him the joy, excitement and mystery of the world we live in. -Rachel Carson

I deDicate tHis t0 aLL my BeL0ved viewers..

My Friend Rachel..

I saw a link in my FB, then I found out that link is belong to Rach..in my mind (eh si rach pun ada blog).. So I click and check her blog out. The 1st thing that I see is her topic regarding her late brother who died because of cancer. Since I became Rach's friend I never got the chance to get to know her brother. I only know him from his pictures and stories about him from Rach. As what you can see from his pictures, you will know that he's a lovable person with lots of friends and this statement of mine is confirmed when I saw his last birthday party pictures in Rach's blog. You may find that their house is full of his friend who love him so much and support him so that he will be strong. I still remember when the 1st time we get the news from the late Clarence's very closest friend, telling Rach that her dearest brother is suffering from cancer, Rach could not help it and cry. At that time I really don't know what to say and what to do as I never experience things like this. But as a friend of course I wanted to do something to comfort her. The only thing that I can only do is try to be there for her, and I did ask from friends and family to pray for her brother as well.. As times goes by, after I moved from Penampang to Putatan, I seldom see Rach but still sometimes she will update me her brother's condition. Then, I get no updates, no sms or call from Rach and me as well being a very bad friend whom did not try to sms or call her too. The next thing that I know, early in the morning, around 5am if I am not mistaken I received sms from Rach saying that her brother is no longer in this world. I know Rach love him so much as he always supports her in whatever she is in and I understand that it is very hard for her to pick up all the pieces of losing her most beloved brother. Well Rach, I can see it now that you move on and you are stronger than before. I am glad to see that. Here's a song for you and the late Clarence. May his soul rest in peace.. "They that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; they shall walk and not faint." Isaiah 40:31