Voted as Woman's Favorite Email of the Year!!!

DEFINITELY THE BEST EMAIL OF THE YEAR !!

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen." God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, Set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, Drove them to school, and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, Paid the bills and balanced the checkbook. Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework. Then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the chops and snapped fresh beans for dinner. After dinner, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint. The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back." The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were." God answered: "You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night!"

Why Am I Married

WHY AM I MARRIED? 

You have two choices in life: 

You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. 

  At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." 

  A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted" Next day she received a hundred letters. 

They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

  A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying." 

  A young son asked, "Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."

Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late."

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep. Just think, if it wasn't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. 

  First guy says, "My wife's an angel!" Second guy remarks, "You're lucky. Mine's still alive." 

  A Woman's Prayer Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom, to understand a man , to love and to forgive him, and for Patience, for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll just beat him to death.

AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!!

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy." The blind man replies, "If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus ... so shut up."

Lettuce & Tomato!!

A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position.

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! She screams. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Whoa!!! PULL IT OUT!!! PULL IT OUT NOW!!! I can't get pregnant!

Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!*!*!*!*!

What Are Politics??

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What are Politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: 

#1. I'm the head of the family, so call me The President.

#2. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. 

#3. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. 

#4. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. 

#5. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. 

"Now, think about that and see if it makes sense." So, the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So, the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks in the peephole and finds his father in bed with the Nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."

Road Between Friends

Sometimes in life, you find a special friend; Someone who changes your life just by being part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop; Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it. 

  If a child is to keep his inborn sense of wonder, he needs the companionship of at least one adult who can share it, rediscovering with him the joy, excitement and mystery of the world we live in. -Rachel Carson

I deDicate tHis t0 aLL my BeL0ved viewers..

My Friend Rachel..

I saw a link in my FB, then I found out that link is belong to Rach..in my mind (eh si rach pun ada blog).. So I click and check her blog out. The 1st thing that I see is her topic regarding her late brother who died because of cancer. Since I became Rach's friend I never got the chance to get to know her brother. I only know him from his pictures and stories about him from Rach. As what you can see from his pictures, you will know that he's a lovable person with lots of friends and this statement of mine is confirmed when I saw his last birthday party pictures in Rach's blog. You may find that their house is full of his friend who love him so much and support him so that he will be strong. I still remember when the 1st time we get the news from the late Clarence's very closest friend, telling Rach that her dearest brother is suffering from cancer, Rach could not help it and cry. At that time I really don't know what to say and what to do as I never experience things like this. But as a friend of course I wanted to do something to comfort her. The only thing that I can only do is try to be there for her, and I did ask from friends and family to pray for her brother as well.. As times goes by, after I moved from Penampang to Putatan, I seldom see Rach but still sometimes she will update me her brother's condition. Then, I get no updates, no sms or call from Rach and me as well being a very bad friend whom did not try to sms or call her too. The next thing that I know, early in the morning, around 5am if I am not mistaken I received sms from Rach saying that her brother is no longer in this world. I know Rach love him so much as he always supports her in whatever she is in and I understand that it is very hard for her to pick up all the pieces of losing her most beloved brother. Well Rach, I can see it now that you move on and you are stronger than before. I am glad to see that. Here's a song for you and the late Clarence. May his soul rest in peace.. "They that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; they shall walk and not faint." Isaiah 40:31

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Guess what.. My pants got a hole!! I was like shit, wtf.. astaga..gudness me...luckily this whole one week is IS sem's break.. s0.. there is only us the non academic staff in the office.. if not.. I really dont know what to do and where to hide myself..hahaha.. adoi.. I notice that hole when I went to the loo.. and 1st thing pop out in my mind when I saw that hole is 'OMG is there anyone notice that back in the canteen??urgh...' I keep it to myself back in the office did not ask any of my colleagues to check it out..haha..but I did share this wif Kev and Pai..ehehe..I told mom abt this on the phone, and she said 'tu la kau, makan saja, tgk gemuk sdh smpai koyak seluar' hahahaha.. I cant stop laughing by myself of course.. ;) FYI my pants got a hole it is not because of I'm fat k..hahaha.. hurm.. btw.. It is almost one week since I joined IS.. Everyone is friendly but I don't know why I prefer to be myself. A lone ranger. I normally came in around 7.45am and went back by 4.05pm Everyday during lunch tym I don't take lunch with the others like what I used to do. I prefer to take my lunch alone and enjoy my 1hour lunch break alone. This is so not me, but I guess people change..so do I.. I was not used to this kind of environment of surrounded with all the Chinese people, and you know what.. I'm the only person exclude the janitor who is not Chinese or who is not with the Chinese name.. It is kind of a bit difficult to understand them.. and plus all of them are married and I'm the only lady who is not attached in black and white!! If I'm not mistaken..hehehe..so I have to behave coz I don't want people to start talking about how friendly I am..hurm..Coz I know I can be over friendly sometimes.. ;) But well..still I am thankful and glad that I'm working ;) I keep on telling myself that I'm there to earn my living and my experience ;) If I make friends.. I am thankful for it.. But if I dont.. I'm not worried as I still have my other friends out there.. ;) Go within every day and find the inner strength so that the world will not blow your candle out. -- Katherine Dunham

30 days Game of Daniel & Jasmine

Daniel: I guess we are the left overs in this world. Jasmine: I think so.. All of my friends have boyfriends & we are the only 2 persons left in this world without any special someone in our lives. 
Daniel: Yup! I don't know what to do. 
Jasmine: I know! We'll play a game. 
Daniel: What game? 
Jasmine: I'll be your girlfriend for 30 days & you will be my boyfriend. 
Daniel: That's a great plan in fact, I don't have anything to do for the following weeks.. 
DAY 1: They watched their first movie together & were both touched in the romantic film. 
DAY 4: They went to the beach & had a picnic... Daniel & Jasmine had their quality time together. 
DAY 12: Daniel invited Jasmine to a circus and they went to a Horror House.. Jasmine was scared and she tried to touch Daniel's hand but by accident she touched someone else's and they both laughed.. 
DAY 14: They saw a fortune teller down the road and asked for their future. The fortune teller said: "My darlings, please don't waste the time of your lives... spend your time together happily." Then tears flow from the teller's eyes. 
DAY 20: Jasmine invited Daniel to go to the hill and they saw a meteor... Jasmine mumbled something. 
 DAY 28: They rode on a bus and because of the bumpy road, Jasmine gave her first kiss to Daniel by accident. 
DAY 29: 11:37 pm Daniel & Jasmine were sitting in the park where they first decided to play this game... 
Daniel: I'm tired Jasmine... do you want any drinks? I'll buy you one.. I'll just go down the road.. 
Jasmine: Apple juice would be fine,thanks. 
Daniel: Wait for me... 20 minutes later... a stranger approached Jasmine. 
Stranger: Are you a friend of Daniel? 
Jasmine: Yes, why? What happened? 
Stranger: A reckless drunken driver ran over Daniel & he is critical in the hospital. 
11:57pm The doctor came out from the emergency room & handed out an apple juice & a letter to Jasmine. 
Doctor: We found this in Daniel's pocket. 
Jasmine read the letter which says: Jasmine, this past few days, I realized you are really a cute girl & I am falling for you.. your cherished smile, your everything when we played this game.. & before this game ends, I would like you to be my girlfriend for the rest of my life. I love you, Jasmine... 
Jasmine crumples the paper & shouted.. "Daniel! I don't want you to die...I love you... Remember that night we saw a meteor? I mumbled something.. I wished that we would be together forever & never end this game. Please don't leave me, Daniel... I love you, you cannot do this to me 


Then the clock strikes 12 Daniel's heart stop pumping THEN IT WAS THE 30th DAY... 


Always love your loved ones & show them how you feel before it's too late.. You will never know when they will be gone from your embrace.. If you were given a time to bestow petals of everlasting compassion & love to your love ones, today is the day. Love them while they are still here...