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Funny Thoughts To Ponder
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At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?
Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?
In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?
Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' asses in football, but not in any other situation?
Can you cry under water?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
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